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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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