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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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