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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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