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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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