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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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