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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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