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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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