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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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