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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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