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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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