Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.