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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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