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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Stella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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