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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Sparky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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