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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Squishy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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