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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Snort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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