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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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