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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bilbo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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