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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Gizmo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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