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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Buddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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