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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rosie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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