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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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