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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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