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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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