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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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