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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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