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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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