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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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