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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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