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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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