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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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