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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Smeagol eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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