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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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