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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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