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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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