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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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