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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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