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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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