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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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