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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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