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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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