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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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