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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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