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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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