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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Spock eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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