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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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