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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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