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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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