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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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