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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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