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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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