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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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