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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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