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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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