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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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