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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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