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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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