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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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